Universal Nutrition's Animal line... absolutely not for the weak. Like the Bad Touch goes, 'we ain't nothin but mammals'.. it doesn't ring any truer when you think about it. These products are designed to harness the power of the human body's metabolic processes to achieve your fitness goals whether its bulking up or cutting down. And judging by the sheer amount in dosage, you can be damn sure this stuff works. Take Animal Pak for example, the bodybuilder's multivit.
11 tabs a pack. Now how heavy is that? Which other multivitamin product can even come close to that?!? This ain't your UPHA chewables with fancy shapes and stuff. Just big brutal chunks of enzymes and cofactors.
i aint shittin' ya...
Not convinced? How about Animal Cuts... 7 tabs a pack. 2 packs a day. 21 days straight. I dont think there are other thermogenics out there like this. Understandably so.. this is hardcore. Competition grade. Recreational users better stick to something easier to handle or risk letting yourself down.
I could go on about the other stuff like Nitro, Pump, Stak, MStak and Flex but what really gets me going are the Animal articles written by their resident monsters in the iron asylum. Nevermind the sass.. these words of wisdom lifts your spirit and motivates you when once again you begin to dread the pain, the weights and the life that is hardcore.
So which animal will it be for you?

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