Product Review: Animal Pump

What rarity...

An Animal Pump sample pack! Having taken Pak and M-Stak before, I'm pretty hyped up about this.. Animal ain't for the weak,

mm.. tic tacs anybody?

3 tabs and 6 caps in different colours. Pump is a pre-workout, arginine + creatine combo to blow your mind and body out of this universe.

I took this about half an hour before a workout on an empty stomach as per the instructions and after a few sets of curls, the pumped feeling I get is out of this world. Reminds me of the time I blew out my triceps in a workout, and I couldn't shampoo my head in the showers. It's a good feeling... to know you've paid your dues.

Here cometh the pain.

Product Review: UN M-Stak

I wanted to try UN's Isostak for my choice of methoxyisoflavone... But at the last minute I flipped out and decided to go for broke with UN Animal M-Stak.

Mother*#($&%@-Stak

The 'M' of course can stand for many things. Mass-stak, Methoxy-stak, Meta-stak, Mother-of-all-staks, etc. But whatever it is, this will get the job done. While not as punishing to take as the Animal Pak, (note: I'm not the crazy Spanish dude) the M-Stak comes in 21 packets meant for a 21-day cycle. Each pack has 4 tabs and 4 caps. These components which are coloured blue and red for the caps and varied shades of brown for the tabs all have their own functions such as to potentiate androgen activity, regulate insulin, boost energy, prevent muscle breakdown (anti-catabolic) and inhibit estrogen. Sounds scary? Well it's not really.

might take awhile getting used to to these...

Taking a pack sort of puts my body in overdrive. I just gotta eat everything and anything under the sun to keep fuelled and always anabolic. No point fussing too much about the quality of food, just keep the pangs of hunger away. Let's see the difference in 21 days. Rage on.

Animality

Universal Nutrition's Animal line... absolutely not for the weak. Like the Bad Touch goes, 'we ain't nothin but mammals'.. it doesn't ring any truer when you think about it. These products are designed to harness the power of the human body's metabolic processes to achieve your fitness goals whether its bulking up or cutting down. And judging by the sheer amount in dosage, you can be damn sure this stuff works. Take Animal Pak for example, the bodybuilder's multivit.

11 tabs a pack. Now how heavy is that? Which other multivitamin product can even come close to that?!? This ain't your UPHA chewables with fancy shapes and stuff. Just big brutal chunks of enzymes and cofactors.

i aint shittin' ya...

Not convinced? How about Animal Cuts... 7 tabs a pack. 2 packs a day. 21 days straight. I dont think there are other thermogenics out there like this. Understandably so.. this is hardcore. Competition grade. Recreational users better stick to something easier to handle or risk letting yourself down.

I could go on about the other stuff like Nitro, Pump, Stak, MStak and Flex but what really gets me going are the Animal articles written by their resident monsters in the iron asylum. Nevermind the sass.. these words of wisdom lifts your spirit and motivates you when once again you begin to dread the pain, the weights and the life that is hardcore.

So which animal will it be for you?

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